Fuck Yeah Tentaspy Underwater

// Request Fill for Cosmic//

annethecatdetective:

Oh yeah… I was going to write something like this for you, based on all that brainstorming…

((I’ve seen a lot of tentaspy fics where the tentaspy in question was made out of an adult human, rather than born a hybrid - do you think you could do something with a caring-mad-scientist Medic with his genetically engineered progeny?))

“Do you want to see them?” The Medic asked.

The Spy wasn’t sure. He remembered being approached, after the war, told that his genes were excellent, for a project that the Medic had in mind, would he be all right donating a few ‘building blocks’ for a new species. He’d agreed, in the end. Both of the Medics from the war were working on it, having put aside any sourness that their rivalry might have engendered, the two of them putting together a team of geneticists, biologists, behavioral scientists… The Spy was rather surprised by the group of them, especially as he learned their diverse specialties, but he’d agreed…

But did he really want to see the result?

In the end, he agreed— it was an excuse, after all, to make his way through the Mediterranean again, to get to the remote little island lab. And the Medic had never really been clear about what his ‘ideal genetic material’ was being used for.

He wasn’t prepared for the answer. No one could have been prepared for that… There were several of them, little half-octopus children playing in large pools. Some of the scientists that the Spy had met were gone— not their shift, perhaps, or maybe their phase of the project was just over— but others were there, feeding or teaching the little creatures— he saw one struggling to make her charge understand and respond to some simple hand signs. It was the man who’d once been BLU’s Medic— his Medic— who oversaw all of it, and he greeted the Spy enthusiastically, bringing him over to one of the pools.

The Spy could see that most of them were interconnected, though some of the passages were blocked off, and some of the pools were empty. The Medic lifted one of the little aquatic— amphibious?— children out of the pool, showing it off, unconcerned as little tentacles wound about his arms.

“Marvelous, isn’t he? This one is Kurt, but some of them have French names as well. Should— should I have introduced you to Etienne instead?”

“That… that’s fine, Doctor.” The Spy shook his head. The child’s face could have been his own, at age two, the same hair, but there were little differences. Too much blue in the complexion, the gills, one little fang when the thing laughed. “What is he?”

“Your children, in a way. All of ours, really. The whole team has worked on bringing them to fruition, or raising them. Genetically, though, you are the father— Ah, the boys’ father.”

“There are girls?”

“Yes. They won’t look it— the body for the females has to be larger, the human half is not important when it comes to sex, so… Well, see for yourself.” He released the squirming Kurt back into his pool, where it chirped to its fellows, the lot of them darting about together. The Medic led the Spy to another pool, lifting a larger little octopus boy from the water. Well, at least, the human part looked more like a boy, but apparently, this one was an octopus girl. “This is Laurent— ah, one of the others named her, apparently there is some gender confusion going around…”

“I am sure it won’t matter… will it? Are they… Are they human or animal?”

“Both. Neither. Transcendent.” The Medic beamed, giving the little creature in his arms an affectionate hair-ruffle before releasing it. “They are smart. They invent games and they respond well to their teachers, they understand a few words— usually words for food.” He laughed.

The Spy reached out, but withdrew his hand before a tentacle could touch it. “That… That is… Interesting.”

Laurent squirmed and chirped, little spots of colour lighting up along his— her?— tentacles.

“Oh dear. Looks like someone heard me say F-O-O-D. Do you want to do the honours?”

“Oh, no, I…” He looked at the little smiling face, and tried to block the waving tentacles out. This one didn’t look like him, but still… cute. “What do they eat?”

“Over in the fridge, there are some little pieces of fish— just a small one, we don’t want to spoil anyone’s supper!”

The Spy pulled a latex glove from a box near the fridge on over his own glove, before taking a little piece of whitefish. He brought it back over, holding it out to the little infant in the Medic’s arms, a little surprised laugh as a chubby fist reached out to take it.

Maybe they were disturbing… and this one wasn’t even his. But the Medic seemed to love them. And maybe… maybe even gobbling down fish with little needle-sharp milk teeth, they were cute, also.

“You can come and visit the facility whenever you like. Everyone who works for us here knows you are welcome. If you ever want to check their progress.”

“Does the other father come?” This time he touched the wriggling child’s hair.

“Not yet, but my colleague has talked to him. He said he was going to be coming through next month and would take a look at the project. I hope to be here when he does, I am the full-time project head now, the other Medic splits his time, semi-retired, you know, and married or something. I hope he doesn’t mind if it is me… I mean, with the war.”

“This… this is the offspring of one of RED’s old mercenaries? This little angel?” He laughed.

“The RED Sniper.” The Medic smirked.

“I’ll come visit the children again.” The Spy nodded, with a smile. “If I am busy for a time, then… then next month.”

fuckmarrysue:

ginsengandhoney:

inspired by toxo’s illustration of a tentaspy and I just had to draw it / x \
also practicing with a different brush.

Ohhhhh.  You have made me one happy, happy thing.  Thank you so much for this!

fuckmarrysue:

ginsengandhoney:

inspired by toxo’s illustration of a tentaspy and I just had to draw it / x \

also practicing with a different brush.

Ohhhhh.  You have made me one happy, happy thing.  Thank you so much for this!

essjayf asked: Was there a lengthy post a while back, that was a bit of a reference guide to the popular Tentaspy OCs and their respective working anatomies, or am I mistaken in thinking that it was posted here? I looked through the archive and didn't find it, so I'm guessing not, but just double-checking.

I believe there are a couple illustrations made by an artist who was idly musing about what a tentaspy’s undercarriage might look like, specifically where his penis would be. I believe we reblogged that one, although I do not have a clear recollection of a post exactly like the one you’re talking about, but it sounds really cool. If you find it, please let us know.

by erriapo
With Day of the Tentacle-style tentacles.

by erriapo

With Day of the Tentacle-style tentacles.

by zer03908

Excellent linework and intriguing values.

// The Swimming Lesson//

fuckmarrysue:


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by Anne the Cat Detective and Toxo

Tentacles wrap around Sniper’s shins, as he kicks his feet lazily through the water, inching up towards his knees, tickling him with the questing little kisses of each individual sucker.

“You will be careful?” The Spy asks, but it is with a surety and a smirk. He asks every time, and never worries. They’ve both played the game long enough, even if the Spy is out of it now.

“Nah, I thought I’d run headlong into danger this time and get myself all shot up.” The Sniper laughs, and pulls the lovely creature up from its pool for a long kiss.

“Oh, all very well for you.” A moue, a playful attempt to look truly put-out, and the Spy dodges back, but returns just as quickly. Lets the kiss take hold of him, it enters through the mouth and curls in his belly, warm and sweet. “You have all of the fun.”

“Have the best fun with you.” The Sniper shrugs, his fingertips play along the tentacle that rests over one knee. It’s a queer oasis, hidden away and hard to access. The one place he has, away from the war, these long weekends with his strange lover. The only vacation he cares for.

“I wouldn’t take kindly to someone else having my kind of fun with you, no.” Half-coy, the Spy admits—not to a jealous streak, no, he will always claim to not be the jealous type. He will always claim to be free, and open-minded, and unconcerned, but every so often he makes it clear that these are mere pretenses. With marks left on skin, with vague muttered threats against the imaginary men who might move in on his romantic territory—he could pretend to be unconcerned, once, but the Sniper knows how to read him now.

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publicrabbit:

Ok now I am going to bed.

publicrabbit:

Ok now I am going to bed.

You sleep like a stone, when I take you down with me, after. You slumber sweet heavy in my arms. You are my pillow and I am your blanket, in my silent home. I cannot help but to kiss you then, my darling. I know you would not mind it, you never push me away. You sleep on, while I kiss and cling.